I’m finally sick as a dog; it only took a week for the germs to get to me. Evil germs.
But they won, and I lost, and now my sinuses are popping and crackling like a bowl of Rice Krispies(r) and my head hurts and I can’t decide if I’m freezing or having hot flashes and I spent the day feeling sick to my stomach and trying really hard to not throw up.
Today, I did one load of dishes. I did not fold laundry. I did not clean.