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Rocket Science

Marcus: Mom, if you were a character in a comic book, and there was a web site about the comic book, and there was a page for your character on the web site, your famous quote would be “Rocket science this is not.”

Posted on 10 January 201017 August 2010 by Jennifer M. DoddPosted in LiveTagged marcus, thingstheysay

Wheels Spinning, Spinning Wheels

While reviewing [Flickr](http://www.flickr.com/) images for a web site banner, Marcus poked his nose over my shoulder.

Marcus: What is all that?
Me: Yarn.
Marcus: That’s a lot of yarn.
Me: Yes, it is.
Marcus: So, do they have yarn making machines?
Me: Yes, they’re called spinning wheels.
Marcus: Oooooooh.

Posted on 04 October 200917 August 2010 by Jennifer M. DoddPosted in LiveTagged marcus, thingstheysay

How To Be A Horrible Parent

A package arrived today and I handed it off to Marcus on my way to the kitchen to wash dishes. I was up to my elbows in suds when he stomped into the kitchen, glaring at me. “Mom, I do not _want_ to learn [amazon asin=”0440445450″]how to eat fried worms[/amazon]!”

Posted on 20 October 200517 August 2010 by Jennifer M. DoddPosted in LiveTagged amazon, marcus, thingstheysay

Excuses

Marcus: Mom, I had to get Becca wet with the hose because we don’t have a swimming pool. If we had a swimming pool, I wouldn’t have to use the hose.

Posted on 25 May 200417 August 2010 by Jennifer M. DoddPosted in LiveTagged marcus, thingstheysay1 Comment

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