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12 eggs from eBay,
31 days,
1 successfully hatched turkey, and
2 Tractor Supplies later…

The final damage stands at:

• 1 Sweetgrass turkey
• 3 Broad Breasted White turkey chicks
• 3 Broad Breasted Bronze turkey chicks
• 6 bantam chicks for Madeline
• 4 green-egg chicks for the general flock

I need to sell half of my duck flock to restore equilibrium. Thanksgiving and Christmas menus seem to be set.