I am doomed. Marcus is reading _Ender’s Game_.

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I think I have dried spit-up in my hair.

Sleep deprivation + cleaning up the kitchen from Thanksgiving + freshly bathed baby = photo op.

Rebecca pulled me down and whispered frantically in my ear as we walked by people bundled in scarves and coats, huddled on the ground along the side of the Wal-Mart, “Mom, are those people homeless?”.

“No, dear,” I replied, “They’re hard core gamers. They’re in line for a Wii.”

Matthew: “So who do you think gets it first, the brunette or the redhead?”
Me: “Easy, the redhead. She had sex, so clearly she gets eaten first.”
Matthew: “Buh.”

Seven minutes later…
Me: “I told you so.”