The score: 0 morels, but a whole lot of other neatness.

Crowsfoot or running cedar. Diphasiastrum digitatum 

Fiddlehead ferns. 

Witches’ butter. Tremella mesenterica 
Witches’ butter. Tremella mesenterica 
Eastern box turtle. Terrapene carolina carolina 

A bit of luck caught my eye. 
Mayapple or American mandrake. Podophyllum peltatum 
Abby found an owl pellet and carried it home in a leaf. 
Time for science! 
Dissection in progress. Those tweezers are going to be sterilized when the kids are done with them. 
Furry!
Always an adventure!
Beware, fiddleheads are edible but must be handled with care—can be toxic unless prepared correctly.
http://www.dpic.org/faq/fiddleheads
We’re just looking for now. If I want to forage fiddleheads, I will end up planting the forageable kind.