I just wanted to figure out why the dishwasher wasn’t quite working but while looking for a tub to drain it into, I found a leak under the sink. We spent the rest of the day bracing the sink, repairing the cracked granite with epoxy, and cleaning every piece of the dishwasher and plumbing with an old toothbrush.
Moral of this story: scope creep and plumbing are best friends.