Marcus, regarding his fried SPAM(r) sandwich: “Mom, this is delicious! It’s like it was in a marinade!”
Me: “Oh, God.”

Marcus, while reading off movie titles while we were all in the throes of the flu: “The Fear of All Sums.”
Matthew: “Noooo, not 2+2!”

One response to “Spam®

  1. A marinade!? That is too cute!