Quotes

  • Madeline, on my total lack of Minecraft building coordination: “Don’t you usually fix things?!?”

  • Madeline: “I think it just NPCs your avatar.”
    Me: dies from immense geekiness of offspring

  • On Finding A Source Of Emery

    Matthew: “Yeah, he was probably having a pretty boring day until some nutjob calls up, ‘I need rocks to sharpen needles!’”
    Me: “I’m not a nutjob!”