Category: Live

12 eggs from eBay,
31 days,
1 successfully hatched turkey, and
2 Tractor Supplies later…

The final damage stands at:

• 1 Sweetgrass turkey
• 3 Broad Breasted White turkey chicks
• 3 Broad Breasted Bronze turkey chicks
• 6 bantam chicks for Madeline
• 4 green-egg chicks for the general flock

I need to sell half of my duck flock to restore equilibrium. Thanksgiving and Christmas menus seem to be set.

“Watch whatever you want… except Event Horizon. You cannot watch that for the first time at night.”

We joke that my youngest daughter is an agent of chaos and the universe’s answer to my mother. My mother decreases entropy. My daughter… not so much.