A woman in line at Walmart: “So, Patriots or Falcons?”
Me: “Go, sports team!”
Becca: snort
Apparently bangs are back in style. (No Aqua Net was harmed in the creation of these hairstyles.)
Step 1. Set up FitBit.
Step 2. Go to bed at a reasonable hour to track your sleep.
Step 3. Get woken up at 3:45 a.m. by the sound of a child vomiting in their loft bed.
