I finally made good on my promise to the kids to take care of flu shots this year. They’ve been asking about them for weeks now — it doesn’t hurt that they get to pick out a candy treat afterwards.

Grammaring is difficult before the coffee kicks in.

Me: Maybe lime, raspberry, mint.
Becca: Well, as long as it gets drank. Drunk?
Me: Drinked-ed.
Becca: snort