Monthly Archives: February 2007

Clairvoyant HGTV Snarking

Me, being sarcastic: “Mmm, exposed ductwork.”
Matthew, being sarcastic: “It’s _industrial_.”
HGTV victim/collaborator: “We’ve been having this, y’know, industrial look to the loft…”


A Real Page-turner

There’s a reason they call it Helldesk.

A Few Rules Of Safe Baby Handling

Always keep the baby pointed in a safe direction. Never point a baby at something you do not intend to destroy.

Know how to play with the baby safely. Remember, most accidents happen when a baby is being handled incorrectly.

Wear eye and ear protection as appropriate.

Never use alcohol or over-the-counter, prescription, or other drugs before or while handling a baby.

Store babies so they are not accessible to unauthorized persons.

The End Of The World

I am doomed. Marcus is reading _Ender’s Game_.