* Marcus informed me that he would be taking over the job of washing dishes and that I would only be required to start the dishwasher. I told him that I would then absolve him of his laundry putting-away and diaper-folding duties.
* We went to Wal-Mart and bought Rebecca a full-length mirror for her door.
* I made burgers on my cast iron grill on the stovetop and set off every single fire alarm in the house, even with the vent going full-force.
* I did 28 sit-ups.